Silly Boring Poem @boringcompany, @elonmusk

Let's go live in a tunnel
Maybe we'll have lots of funnel
Perhaps it'll suck, I dunno
But more fun than owning a Hummel

We'll use all the loose dirt for bricks
And other assorted  P.R. tricks
Bake 'em with charcoal briquettes
And take vitamin A against rickets

From downtown to airport in minutes
We'll share pics with friends using Pin-its
Stream news from 1010 Win-WINS
And listen to Mozart on spinets

We'll live in a tunnel cheaply
And damn it who cares if it's creepy
We'll barbecue for the masses weekly
Fill the tube up with smoke like a teepee

We'll follow SpaceX on Twitter
Buy Tesla stock with the jitters
Rue all the short-selling quitters
Smoke weed and drink bourbon with bitters

We'll hang with Elon a mile under
Beat time to the boring thunder
Store our troglodyte plunder
And live till we die at a hundred.